The Bored At Work Rap

Saw a sparrow with stained glass feathers me and jay crashed a party and I kissed a purple sweater thought it was a one time thing but she was a go-go getter. Havin some mixed feelings but still kinda glad I met her, most other bitches be fake like pleather, before she left man I wish I fed her That’s what we call an innuendo, no Mercedes-Benzo but I joke like Jay-Jay Leno, I writes these with a black peno, I’m pretty broke don’t ask for a lendo, or ill tell you to shove it up your endo. Once saw someone one play Dungeons and Dragons, saw em roll the dice called him a faggot second thought that makes me a maggot actually I got a bad ass tatt so I don’t give a fuck , but if I played I’d be a wizard for good-good luck. I’m a big-big dog but I aint no mutt, I’m in some thick-thick fog but I’m in no rut. These children learn from fast cars, women and cigarette burns but don’t interupt it aint your turn, I am he from which you learn I possess all the shit that you yearn. Toe to toe or mano a mano you must be warned I am mexicano no not Americano but I am an apple pie-pie holer, no not a guy-guy holder and when I play cards I’m a high-high roller and you even if you dry ice I’m much-much colder. All these dicks treat me like cocks, kindergarten they come and kick my blocks but half these fools couldn’t blacken my socks and in the end I’ll be he who mocks. But it don’t bother me either way tell em to suck my C-A-C-K. So strong so mean, I’m a shark in this pond and they just sardines………….that’s all I came up with on my lunch :P this wasnt written in the usaul vain i write shit in but hey, i was bored and i needed a post

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